Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that you have always hoped for!
Fast acting Extreme Cryo Gel is a unique blend of Essential Oils and natural herbs to alleviate pain associated with arthritis, sore muscles and aching joints. The main ingredients consist of Emu Oil, Whole Leaf Aloe Vera, Arnica, Glucosamine, Cats' Claw Extract, Licorice Root Extract and St. John's Wort Extract. The cooling sensation may last up to 6 hours so that you can enjoy life again.
A jar of tasty BBQ sauce straight from The Old Farts kitchen. With just a hint of mesquite smoke, this sauce will make the barbeque chef in the family look like a pro. The sauce contains only wholesome ingredients with an original poem from The Old Fart on the label.
A tasty garlic and onion bread mix that is a necessary compliment to Fartless Chili Makin's. Easy to make, simply add your favorite beer and just toss in the oven. Contains a healthy amount of real garlic and onion. For conventional oven use only. Contents are packed in a heavy cotton bag that can be made into a trivet or hot pad when finished.
A jar of The Old Farts tasty black bean salsa, mild in heat yet very flavorful. Great for dressing up a meal, as an appetizer to a Fartless dinner, or for just dipping as a snack. A must have gift for the salsa lover you know. Wholesome ingredients and an original poem from The Old Fart on the label.
This award winning chili mix has everything but the campfire and view of the stars. Enclosed you will find 1.5 lbs. of pinto beans, a spice packet and a recipe card. The spice packet is a blend of eight different spices with no anti-caking agents, stretchers or MSG added and weighs in at over 2.75 oz. Just follow the recipe and partake in some chili the way it used to be made.
