Grow A Girlfriend Grows 600% its size! No PMS, no nagging, no more..."Do I look fat?", passing gas is encouraged, she won't run up your credit card bills, she doesn't care how much money her sweetie makes, you don't have to remember birthdays or anniversaries, she lets you have sole custody of the remote, enjoy Sunday football all day and she never has a headache. One size fits all.
Instructions For Use: Place your grow item in room temperature water. It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Your grow item can be grown again and again!
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