• Mustache Lollipop - Root Beer Flavor

  

  It's a lollipop and a disguise! Place it under your nose and people will think you're a harmless old chap. Then, when no one is looking, sneak a lick or two for a quick sugar fix. Each 4-1/2" wide, cola-flavored lollipop is great for the spy with a sweet tooth!

  $2.99

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  Hipster Mustache

  

  You've got the tousled hair, the mismatched clothes and the ridiculous sunglasses, but something is missing. Oh yes, the ironic mustache! This absurd lip accessory is made of lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing. Essential for any authentic hipster ensemble. Fits most upper lips.

  $3.99

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  Men's Yellow Mustache Crew Socks

  

  Now even people with creepy flesh colored beards can have beautiful mustaches!

  $8.99

• Mustache Bandages

  

  That's not a scratch, that's Mr. Elbow! Turn any minor injury into a jovial personified body part with these Mustache Bandages. Each 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pai...

  $5.99

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  Stylish Mustaches

  

  Change your mustache like you change your socks! This seven-piece collection of Stylish Mustaches allows you to have a dashing new look each day of the week. Monday you’re the Hero, Thursday you’re the Weasel.

  $6.99

• Moon Bird Seed Cake

  

  Place this adorable moon seed cake in your bird feeder to let your favorite birds know you love them. The moon can also be used as a refill for the hanging moon bird seed cake. Seed cakes last longer than loose bird seed because the birds have to work at them.

  $3.99

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  Sarcastic Ball

  

  Ask this 3-3/4" purple plastic ball any yes-or-no question and it will respond with an answer that will have you reevaluating all of your silly notions. Twenty different responses such as "Yeah, right" and "In your dreams."

  $8.99

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  Carnation Switch Plate/Outlet Cover (Metallic)

  

  Handmade using a unique texturizing material that makes them as fun to touch as they are to look at! Wall plates are made using U L approved plastic, textured materials, some faux painting and are all finished with varnish.

  $28.50

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