• Bacon Bandages

  

  Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE!

  $5.99

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  Bacon Lip Balm

  

  Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can!

  $3.50

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  Bacon Wallet

  

  Put some hip into your hip pocket with a whimsical Bacon Wallet! Great for bringing home the bacon (sorry). Sleek, yet meaty. Each 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards.

  $12.99

• Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon

  

  These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you'll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don't. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw.

  $4.99

• You Gotta be Kidding! Book

  

  The Crazy Book of "Would you Rather" Questions! Why should grown-ups have all the fun? From the author of Zobmondo!!, the adult party book of outrageous choices, comes You Gotta Be Kidding! Adapted from the hugely popular board game, this interactive and completely engaging book serves up hundred...

  $8.06

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  Pocket Jesus Mini Statue

  

  Put a little faith in your pocket with Jesus! This colorful Pocket Jesus stands 2 inches tall and comes in six different styles and colors. Made of environmentally friendly PVC called ATBC-PVC, each figure comes with a Pocket Jesus bumper sticker and an inspirational quote.

  $3.99

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  Men's Black & Lime Lightning Bolt Crew Socks

  

  Here they are: Lightning bolts for the lightning-fast superhero! Because saving the world from boring socks is no easy task. But together, we can do it — one foot at a time!

  $8.99

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