It's come to this. You're trapped in the middle of nowhere inside a rundown shack surrounded by zombies. Your cell phone doesn't get reception and the land lines just emit a constant busy signal. Your only hope for survival is to get to one of the abandoned stores so you can get a battery for the...
Feeling a little chilly under that stocking cap? Tired of scalp irritation from wearing that fedora? You need an Undercap™! Each 95% cotton, 5% spandex cap is just like underwear for your head.
A jar of The Old Farts tasty black bean salsa, mild in heat yet very flavorful. Great for dressing up a meal, as an appetizer to a Fartless dinner, or for just dipping as a snack. A must have gift for the salsa lover you know. Wholesome ingredients and an original poem from The Old Fart on the la...