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Grow a Boyfriend

Grow a Boyfriend

Grow a Boyfriend
Great boyfriends aren't born, they're made and that is definitely true for the Grow A Boyfriend Gag Gift. Most men wish they could grow six times their own size, get your mind out of the gutters ladies, but this spongy beau actually does. He doesn't talk, complain, watch football or go to the nudie bar. What more could you ask for in a man? Oh yeah, he's not anatomically correct. This is the perfect gift for the woman or man that can't seem to hold on to a beau or for the unhappily married person looking for a little side action.

Instructions:
Place your grow toy in a large container of room temperature water. Your grow toy may take up to 72 hours to grow completely. Watch how it changes as it transforms up to 600% its size. Remove from water and it will slowly shrink as it dries. Your toy can be grown again and again.
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SKU GROWABOYFRIEND
 
Our price: $2.99
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