Put on a pair of these plastic Deluxe Nerd Glasses and you'll be instantly transformed into a theorem reciting, Star Trek watching, computer hacking, no-dating nerd. Comprehensive Nerd Test on the back of the package determines your nerd quotient. Fits most adult heads.
Dental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft vinyl set of teeth fits over your real teeth, instantly transforming you into a new creepy character. Nine different styles.
You've got the tousled hair, the mismatched clothes and the ridiculous sunglasses, but something is missing. Oh yes, the ironic mustache! This absurd lip accessory is made of lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing. Essential for any authentic hipster ensemble. Fits most upper lips.
Change your mustache like you change your socks! This seven-piece collection of Stylish Mustaches allows you to have a dashing new look each day of the week. Monday you’re the Hero, Thursday you’re the Weasel.